This is brilliant, and very sad-but-true.
(via Doonesbury Strip)
ROFL!! Awesomesauce!! You could sub in “North Florida” for “Louisiana”…of course they won’t even SPEAK about anything not biblical! LOL! In public school
I swear, if they aren’t at my door, they are at the gas station. UGH. I was very nice (much more than usual) but did laugh (sorry…couldn’t help it). Then just had to share. This ranks on the laughter scale of just below the automated rapture emails
Be still my geekin’ heart! I finally coaxed out of my hubby some of his favorite parts of Hunger Games. This stemming from a joke over dresses. His take (quite funny…this coming from a person who didn’t read it nor did he really want to see it but had to shut me up)
*something came on tv & I said “I love that part”…his response “ok, weird pink Elizabeth Banks lady. She is a trip, reminds me of you…so does Katniss…but mostly Elizabeth Banks chic”.
“The Capitol & game dude is a dick. Oh, we don’t play favorites. But she’s getting near the edge…let’s roast her or herd her towards the people who want to skewer her like psycho blonde dude”. Me: “but they don’t get dessert” (I explained 2nd quarter quell,figured it didn’t spoil too much)
“You’re right though, Woody’s character is great. Nice dress….not yours…that was funny”
“Was that Lenny Kravitz as the designer dude? Looked like him minus a fro. He was pretty cool”
“I like the knife throwing crazy bitch & the big ass black dude that whoops knife throwing crazy bitch’s ass…this is for Rue….RAAAAHHHH. I wouldn’t mess with him. Lucky the dog things took him out”
“So I am made to believe that in the future balms can cure anything. Oh, lost a leg…here…rub some crap on it. Whore yourself for some balm” *I didn’t have the heart to tell him that in the book a leg IS lost*
“I know I didn’t read it, but I can already tell that boyfriend douche back home is going to be pissed.” *all I could do was smile*
“that redhead chic is a wuss. She could’ve cut Katniss but ran away. Then she goes & get’s poisoned….for someone smart, she is dumb”
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Even better.
Wonderful diagram to a wonderful response yesterday :) *See Bran…if you would’ve shown me the chart it wouldn’t have taken as long to get me to start reading. You know I love charts LOL
Moment of irony…the set-up: friend makes a post about how he didn’t want anyone to be offended but that he was going to delete any people who were being OVERLY rabid political with more intense mud slinging…or better said….hate slinging than the candidates themselves. He points out nicely that “while yes, I am a republican & about 50% of my friends are as well, there are about 50% that are democrats so it is creating a very cancerous environment for all people not just me”. True, very true. I said “recently I have been combating anger with humor…especially after I was told that I am a traitor to my ovaries….and in the next breath got called one of those rich old people” *side note: I hate my ovaries once a month & wow…rich…SWEET….but old…yeah pretty sure 31 isn’t old but who am I to judge*
The ironic part: some “friend” of his comes on the post to blast anger all around, some name calling, some ridiculous accusations, and people being told that we are obviously unintelligent beings since we can’t read/listen to the other side & know the truth. Whoa dude…talk about NOT READING….you missed the WHOLE POINT. So with humor I pointed that out & added, I do read both sides but thank you for stereotyping…that rocks. Back to being an Ovarian Traitor! :)
“these 5 WORDS in my head scream ARE WE HAVING FUN YET”! Did I forget to turn off the itouch again?! Nope. Oh, maybe my son borrowed my Nickleback CD. Nope. Ohhh…in there playing Guitar Hero….my 11 year old son is BELTING out the song while playing. Next thing I know he is taking a shower singing Bohemian Rhapsody. :)
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